massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

apocalypsecanceled:

TODAY’S SPECIAL (2009)

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

crumbduck:

*choking back tears* wanna fight